One of my earliest pomes. Several people like it, or at least said they did.

Three day’s leftovers in one pot
Doomed by God to just sit there
Looking black and oily
Stale as the day is long
Good to the last drop,ha!
Out damned drop
B-A-double-D stuff
High mud
Took all week to die
The boss finally killed it
It ’bout killed him back
The pot’ll never be the same
Neither will the rest of us
That accidentally had some
Some of the guys even brought cocoa
They got so suspicious of it
Sure am glad it’s gone